somecunttookmyurl:

blarghala:

birlinterrupted:

American Conservatives: if you don’t go to a bar and drink green beer then the virus wins. Triggered much, libs?

British Conservatives: *literal supervillain monologue *

Holy FUCK

Katie is an ungodly vile cow but like unironically this is the official government stance

delorez:

us tv: reviewed 

fictionalcharactersaremyreality:

paperfury:

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

i cannot stress this enough

beysexuality:

Me ripping off this stupid fucking sheet of paper so I can watch static for 5 hours

hexglyphs:

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

b-minus:

zvaigzdelasas:

sexhaver:

wakeupfighting:

BUT I LITERALLY GO “rawr” ALL THE TIME.
ITS MY THING
THIS WAS MADE FOR ME????

oh honey…

rawing means “I love you” in dinosaur

I’m literally gonna jump

webscene-remade:

webscene-remade:

filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny

I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.

belleandwhistle:

endersrayne:

All this time it was it Philly!?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cooper-blogs:

dankmemeuniversity:

@maeborowski​

charlesoberonn:

Thing I absolutely hate: Hasbro’s new “parody” versions of Monopoly

This is like the opposite of “How do you do fellow kids” and it’s 100x worse.